Hannah. 17. England. I currently can't deal with the feels I am feeling. Send help.

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

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This created my personal headcanon that Steve is awkward as fuck with babies and holding one makes him ridiculously uncomfortable. it’s like, “It’s so tiny what do I do with it? Don’t crush it, don’t crush it, don’t crush. Oh God, it’s crying, what did I do? I must’ve done something. I broke it. My patriotism does nothing. Do I sing to it? Do I recite the Bill of Rights? I don’t even think I know the entire Bill of Rights. Wow, today is horrible.” 

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defend-p0ptarts:

*hears Mr. Brightside and jumps through the window* COMIN OUTTA MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOING JUST FINE

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Everyone, check your email!

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queerchesters:

oh, so when tumblr feminists embroider swear words and occult symbols onto things, it’s “subversive” and “edgy,” but when I do it, I’m a “terrible surgeon” whose being “sued for malpractice.”

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Hey my name is Spider-Man. You can call me Web-Head, you can call me Amazing, just don’t call me late for dinner. Get it?

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prettycolors:

#fcec03

prettycolors:

#fcec03

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kindaskimpy:

"Does it make me gay if i’m in love with a homosexual?"

The one night I head to bed early, I miss this…

Zach: Give me a hug. I love you.
Frankie: I love you too.
Zach: And literally, regardless of what happens in this game, I’m completely in love with you no matter what the fuck happens. It’s crazy how much I love this homosexual! It’s crazy!
Frankie: Hey it’s crazy how much I love this Fruit Loop Dingus!
Zach: Does it make me gay if I love a homosexual?
Frankie: You know, we can talk about it.
Zach: When the cameras aren’t around.
Frankie: I don’t think that makes you gay, I think the other things you associate with it will…
Frankie: And I’m happy to explore those options

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feaqu:

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

feaqu:

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

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