ive stolen this line and used it so many times
(via geniaparadox)Source: ed-ingle
This created my personal headcanon that Steve is awkward as fuck with babies and holding one makes him ridiculously uncomfortable. it’s like, “It’s so tiny what do I do with it? Don’t crush it, don’t crush it, don’t crush. Oh God, it’s crying, what did I do? I must’ve done something. I broke it. My patriotism does nothing. Do I sing to it? Do I recite the Bill of Rights? I don’t even think I know the entire Bill of Rights. Wow, today is horrible.”
(via geniaparadox)Source: jessiepinkman
"Does it make me gay if i’m in love with a homosexual?"
The one night I head to bed early, I miss this…
Zach: Give me a hug. I love you.
Frankie: I love you too.
Zach: And literally, regardless of what happens in this game, I’m completely in love with you no matter what the fuck happens. It’s crazy how much I love this homosexual! It’s crazy!
Frankie: Hey it’s crazy how much I love this Fruit Loop Dingus!
Zach: Does it make me gay if I love a homosexual?
Frankie: You know, we can talk about it.
Zach: When the cameras aren’t around.
Frankie: I don’t think that makes you gay, I think the other things you associate with it will…
Frankie: And I’m happy to explore those options